chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

(via unescapable)


aleilo:

how do i get thinner legs by tomorrow

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

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mum: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(via wondurs)


intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via unescapable)