tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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(via brianmjk)


thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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(via seaqueenvictoria)


grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

(via melgabson)


appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

(via the-once-and-future-book-thief)